Two Wrongs

I was sitting in a bar

She got out of a great big limousine car

Started drinking pink ladies

Like they were going out of stock

I said, "Hey, what's your name?"

She said, "Oh men, they're all the same

Come over here and keep me company for a while"

It's never black or white

But sometimes in the dark of the night

Two wrongs can make a right

She said, "I got money, I have fame

I got a man at home and he's so well trained

I got fancy clothes and a microwave oven

One thing I don't have is some good loving"

It's never black or white

But sometimes in the dark of the night

Two wrongs can make a right

You do the best you can

Lonely people understand

Two wrongs can make a right

We went fast, we went far

In the backseat of that limousine car

Sometimes in the night

Two wrongs can make it right

Well the sun was coming up

She dropped me off where she picked me up

She said, "Let's do this again sometime"

But before I knew it she was out of mind

It's never black or white

But sometimes in the dark of night

Two wrongs can make a right

You do the best you can

Lonely people understand, darling

Two wrongs can make it right

Oh, can make a right

Oh, can make it right

But two wrongs, honey

Got that man at home

So well-trained you tell me

Love ought to make it right

Ah, let's make it right