Harold the Barrel (2007 Stereo Mix)

A well-known bognor restaurant-owner disappeared

Early this morning

Last seen in a mouse-brown overcoat

Suitably camouflaged

They saw him catch a train

"Father of three its disgusting"

"Such a horrible thing to do"

Harold the barrel cut off his toes and he served them all for tea

"Can't go far", "he can't go far"

"Hasn't got a leg to stand on"

"He can't go far"

I'm standing in a doorway on the main square

Tension is mounting

There's a restless crowd of angry people

"More than we've ever seen

Had to tighten up security"

Over to the scene at the town hall

The lord mayor's ready to speak

"Man of suspicion, you can't last long

The British public is on our side"

"Can't last long", "you can't last long"

"Said you couldn't trust him, his brother was just the same"

"You can't last long"

If I was many miles from here

I'd be sailing in an open boat on the sea

Instead I'm on this window ledge

With the whole world below

Up at the window

Look at the window

"We can help you"

"We can help you"

"We're all your friends

If you come on down and talk to us son"

You must be joking

Take a running jump

The crowd was getting stronger and our harold

Getting weaker

Forwards, backwards, swaying side to side

Fearing the very worst

They called his mother to the sight

Upon the ledge beside him

His mother made a last request

"Come off the ledge,

If your father were alive, he'd be very, very, very upset

"Just can't jump, you just can't jump"

"Your shirt's all dirty

There's a man here from the BBC"

"You just can't jump"

"We can help you"

"We can help you"

"We're all your friends,

If you come on down and talk to us Harry"

You must be joking

Take a running jump