That's How Much I Love You

Well, if I had a nickel

I know what I would do

I'd spend it all on candy

And give it all to you

I'd spend it all on candy

And give it all to you

Cause that's how much

I love you, baby

That's how much I love you

And if you were a kitten

With pretty glossy fur

I'd pick you up and stroke you

And listen to you purr

I'd pick you up and stroke you

And listen to you purr

Cause that's how much

I love you, baby

That's how much I love you

And if you were a horsefly

And I an old gray mare

I'd stand and let you bite me

And never move a hair

I'd stand and let you bite me

And never move a hair

Cause that's how much

I love you, baby

That's how much I love you

Well if you were a tiger

I'd hang around your den

I'd pester you, my honey

Until you let me in

I'd pester you, my honey

Until you let me in

Cause that's how much

I love you, baby

That's how much I love you

Well, if you wanna marry

Now let me tell you what

We'll go and find a parson

And let him tie the knot

We'll go and find a parson

And let him tie the knot

Cause that's how much

I love you, baby

That's how much I love you