Irish Way

I was roving out one evening as I came down to Portlaw

I walked into to a dim lit pub and suddently I saw

Her cheeks they were so rosie and golden was her hair

She had to be an Irish girl 'cause she looked so God damn fair

She took me by her lovely hand and whispered in my ear

I'll get you up to heaven if you'll order me a beer

Seconds later I find myself beside this pretty lass

Wanton thoughts in my head and an ale in my glass

"Hey dear, come on won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you"

"The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay"

But I drink my pint and say "fuck off", 'cause that's my Irish way

When I was a little drunk I went to take a piss

When I came back I saw two girls having a French kiss

The girls they waved me nearer

Could this really be?

The Irish way is finally dawning on me

When we drank our final pint, the girls asked me to pay

They promised me to meet outside at Lower Castles way

And when they left, I took the bill

The girls have set me up

They left me whith an empty purse and sick to the gut

"Hey dear, come on won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you"

"The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay"

But I drink my pint and say "fuck off", 'cause that's my Irish way

"Hey dear, come on won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you"

"The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay"

But I drink my pint and say "fuck off", 'cause that's my Irish way

"Hey dear, come on won't you spend another two?

One for me and one for you"

"The truth is she will fill you up and ask you to pay"

But I drink my pint and say "fuck off", 'cause that's my Irish way