Buy Me A Pony

Don't you wanna be

A personality

An ocean in the sea

But you'll never make it

If you can't shake it

So don't mistake it

Just try and fake it

And I want you to know

You don't have far to go

So we'll use all your dough

To buy new clothes

And see what flows

And powder your nose

For those photos

You're almost on your way

To popularity

And we'll teach you to play

With icy stare

And punk rock hair

And beatnik flair

We'll take you there

'Cause there's nobody else like you

And we sure care just what you're doing

After we have gone our seperate ways

So don't you want to be

A big time entity

Your place in history

But don't be scared

Of what we said

'Cause there's no end

To being your friend

But wait out in the hall

We've just received a call

We'll have to dump you all

But don't you try

To pass us by

'Cause we own you

Until we're through

And there's so many round like you

And we don't care just what you're doing

After we have gone our seperate ways