Sheriff Fatman

Sherrif Fatman started out is business as a granny farmer

He was infamous for fifteen minutes

And he appeared on Panorama

Then he somehow got on board a Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme

With a Prince of Wales Award

For pushing Valium and amphetamines

Moving Up on Second Base

With Nicholas Van what's His Face

At six foot six

And 100 Tons

The undisputed King of the Slums

With more alias' than Klaus Barbie

Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea

Just about to take the stage

The one and only - hold the front page

Fatman's got something to sell

To the Capital's homeless

A Crossroad's Motel

For the No Fixed Abodeless

Where you can live life in style

If you sleep in a closet

And if you flash him a smile

He'll take your teeth as deposit

There's bats in the belfrey

The windows are jammed

The toilet's ain't healthy

He don't give a damn

Just chuckles and smiles

Laughs like a madman

A born again Rachman

Here comes Sherrif Fatman

With his Valium, amphetamines

Sicknotes and his phoney prescriptions

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the kitchen

Dead heads and cracked heads

Bunk beds and breakfasts

Wake up you sleepyheads

Check this

Moving up on second base

With Nicholas Van Whatshis face

At six foot six

And 100 tons

The undisputed King of the Slums

With more alias' than Klaus Barbie

The Master Butcher of Leigh on Sea

Just about to take the stage

The only and only hold the front page