Bitten by a Bed Bug (Live)

Was it something that I spilt on my new continental quilt or what?

Could it have been a bad dream that creptin bed & made me scream or what?

What attracted such a beast, why did it want to make a feast of me?.

(Chorus:)

BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG

A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BUGGER THAN A BUMBLE BEE

BUG BUG A BUG A BED BUG

A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG A BUG BIT ME!

IN A NIGHT OF MISERY.

Was it coz the chocolate sweets I ate last night between the sheets or what?

What could it be that made me frown, the biscuit crumbs on my night gown or what?

A nit in neen of nourishment, it got inside the bed & went for me.

(Chorus)...

(Guitar Bit)

Was it coz I was dirty that it took a fancy to me or what?

I jumped up sweating with fright, oh will it take another bite or what?

I felt the fangs rip thru my vest, the mattress monster was digesting me!

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