Cardigan (VIP)

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got bored again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got bored again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

I really like that cardie

I bought that for my birthday party

And I know that it's only a cardigan

But I wanna know where's that cardie gone?

And what the fuck is he looking at?

One bum take off his bucket hat

He's doing running man

He's looking at me all bummy and smiling

What the fuck is funny, Dan?

Cause it's not all fun and games when it comes to a cardie

And one of my best mates is sat inside the pocket

And his name's Charlie

This ain't no laughing matter, I've only had one double bacardi

It's about as funny as mayonnaise on a bacon sand-

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got bored again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got bored again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

(Fucking hell, have some of him)

I've only had three or four drinks

Before I go on a little more gin

Do us a cocktail, Singapore Sling

He said "no"

And I said "alright, I didn't come here for a fight"

I'm not tryna be here all night

Just do me a favor, one more pint

Or two pints of Guinness

Yes mate, I won't come back 'till next Wednesday

I promise man, 'cause thats when I get paid

Unless I make a few quid on the estate

What time is it? Half past ten

I'm about to order a half again

Yo, I've left my phone uncharged again

Yo, pass that charger Ben!

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got bored again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

Last night was a par again

I went to the bar again

And I got bored again

And I lost my cardigan

And I lost my card again

(My card again)

(My card again)

(My card again)

(My card again)