22 Grand

Damn

This bitch tried to trick me like hell naw

I don't even know how to tell y'all

Honestly I hope this bitch go to hell y'all

I was tryna get my lil rocks off

Turns out this bitch tryna have us a cock off

Damn, that shit really scarred me for life

And y'all wanna know how the story go right?

On God

Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick

Told her to get out my house

When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick

I was like, "Nah, never mind you good"

I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood

Laid down then we played us some Fortnite

Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

Is this gay? Is this straight? I don't know

I just know that I paid for some wiener, huh

Then she start swinging that wood

She was swinging good

Looked like prime Derik Jeter, huh

Shit, I think I might beat her

Not beat her up, but like beat on her wiener

That big bubble butt, it done changed my demeanor

Bae take off them jeans

I ain't talking 'bout Skeeter

I was like, "Bae can you give me a refund"

She was like, "What? Like you ain't ever see one"

I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I need one"

I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I'll beat one"

I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I'll eat one"

I was like, "Yea, but that don't mean I'll please one"

I done spent all my money

Now she gon' sit here and look at me funny

Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick

Told her to get out my house

When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick

I was like, "Nah, never mind you good"

I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood

Laid down then we played us some Fortnite

Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

Spent 22 grand on a hooker, brought her home and that bitch had a dick

Told her to get out my house

When she walked out my house I had noticed her booty was thick

I was like, "Nah, never mind you good"

I'm a lumberjack I can tolerate wood

Laid down then we played us some Fortnite

Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

Man she came to my crib I was hyped

I pulled down her pants and saw pipe

I was like, "Oh my God is it real!?"

Then she looked me like (mhm)

Bruh, that bitch had a dick

Bruh, that bitch had a dick