Let's Save Tony Orlando's House

"We proudly welcome

Tony Orlando"

The state fair marquee reads

Inside, a thousand people with yellow ribbons sing

And clap on 1 and 3

Watch him burn

He's dropping to his knees

Watch him burn

A medley: hits from "Grease"

Watch him burn

He never fails to please

Meanwhile, in Tahoe, outside Casa Tony

Wetting rags in gasoline

A jealous Frankie Valli says:

"Dawn, I want you back"

Lights a match and counts to three

Watch it burn

Reluctantly, he leaves

Watch it burn

Acrid smoke making him wheeze

Watch it burn

Humming Sherry splits the scene

Watch it burn

Reluctantly, he leaves

Watch it burn

Acrid smoke making him wheeze

Watch it burn

Humming Sherry splits the scene

"We're sorry to inform you

Tony Orlando has been postponed"