Rock in God's Shoe

God is a middle schooler

We are a science project

He doesn't know we exist

God is a 12 year old girl and we're living

In a weird Sherlock College AU

God isn't on our side, or maybe he is

We could all just be a rock in his shoe

Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee he'll come through

'Cause there's only so much that one man can do

God is a sadist getting off on our suffering

He designed us to make us all miserable

God is a kind and benevolent entity

Who's trying his best to make us happy

God isn't on our side, or maybe she is

We could all just be a rock in her shoe

Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee she'll come through

'Cause there's only so much that one girl can do

Do you have faith?

Are you an atheist?

Are you just looking for a tangible answer?

Bloodshed and hate

There must be a reason

A good explanation for it all

God is a narrator, but he left his mic off

And now we are left without guidance

It must be hard to be a single mother

Of eight billion kids in this economy

God isn't on our side, or maybe he is

We could all just be a rock in his shoe

Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee he'll come through

'Cause there's only so much that one man can do

God isn't on our side, or maybe they are

We could all just be a rock in their shoe

Pray all you want, but there's no guarantee they'll come through

'Cause there's only so much that one god can do