Chancer

I missed the train

Im separated from my mates

Im in the rain

I'll have to find another way

Of getting back

I'll make a plan of attack

After one more

I'll find a bar

It's the only one that's open

Not too far

The windows smashed

The lights are broke

But there you are

And my eyes must be burning

A hole in your head

Cos you turned so I said that

I wont treat you

Like those other men do

Get planning your hen

What size is your ring

Already know which one I'll get you

Know which one I'll get you

She said she reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I'll be home in the morning

It's the next week

I'm reunited with my friends

They wont believe

How I'm claiming my night ends

Cant say I blame 'em

Cant even name ya

Said where'd we meet? I said the bar I said they name

They said they know it

And it's a special type of place

That pays a special type of girl

To do a special type of moving

I'll laugh in their face and say I've got nothing to prove

And so I told her I'd defend her

From the other men there

She said don't do a thing they pay my bills

They're private members

But now you've said it I've remembered

She said she was a dancer, dancer

But No one had the answers for her

But people keep her moving, talking

I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I'll be home in the morning

She reckons I'm a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I'll be home in the morning

She said she was a dancer, dancer

But No one had the answers for her

But people keep her moving, talking

I'll be home in the morning

I'm coming down

To take you away

From your podium

In your lingerie

And youll never work

Another day

Like this again

We'll find a place a place we can slip away

We'll find a place where I wont have to pay

For your agility and flexibility

And then I know I'll be just fine