The Logical Song

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful

A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical

And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily

Oh joyfully, oh playfully watching me

But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible

Logical, oh responsible, practical

And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable

Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical

There are times when all the world's asleep

The questions run too deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned

I know it sounds absurd

Please tell me who I am

I said, watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical

A liberal, oh fanatical, criminal

Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable

Respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Oh take it, take it, take it, yeah

But at night, when all the world's asleep

The questions run so deep

For such a simple man

Won't you please (Oh won't you tell me)

Please tell me what we've learned (Can you hear me)

I know it sounds absurd (Oh won't you help me)

Please tell me who I am

Who I am

Who I am

Who I am

'Cause I was feeling so logical

D-d-d-d-d-d-digital

One, two, three, five

Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah

Ooh it's getting unbelievable, yeah