My England

It ain't about the tea andcuits, I'm one of those English misfits

I don't drink tea, I drink spirits and I talk a lot of slang in my lyrics

These goes a horse, horses for courses, nah more like corpses on corners

And Staffordshire Bull Terriers and late night crawlers

Police carry guns not truncheons, make your own assumptions

London ain't all crumpets and trumpets, it's one big slum pit

We ain't all posh like the Queen, we ain't all squeaky clean

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the Queen

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

This is the picture, I painted my low down

This my London that I call my home town

It's where I'm living and this is my low down

This is my England I'm letting you know now

No I don't watch the Antiques Roadshow, I'd rather listen Run the Road

And smoke someone's fresh homegrown

And not get bloated on a plate of scones

Cricket, bowls, croquet, nah PS2 all the way, in an English council apartment

No we don't all wear bowler hats and hire servants

More like 24 hour surveillance and dog shit on the pavement

We ain't all posh like the Queen, we ain't all squeaky clean

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the Queen

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

This is the picture I painted my low down

This my London that I call my home town

It's where I'm living and this is my low down

This is my England I'm letting you know now

Big up Oliver Twist, showin' us the nitty gritty of what London really is

It ain't all pretty, deal with the realness

It's all gritty, deal with the realness

Ohh the changing of the Queen's guard

That's nothing for me to march out of my house fo'

Tra la la, I'd rather sit on my arse

And have a glass of Chardonnay, nah

We ain't all Briget Jones clones, who say pardon me

More like what's gwanin mate, you get me?

Now I can select a few, paper people like to reject all my views

Well I'm letting you know the news and

Well, this is the straight up truth

We ain't all posh like the Queen, we ain't all squeaky clean

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the Queen

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

We ain't all posh like the Queen, we ain't all squeaky clean

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

We ain't all squeaky clean, we ain't all posh like the Queen

Now do the Tony Blair, throw your hands in the air now everywhere

This is the picture I painted my low down

This my London that I call my home town

It's where I'm living and this is my low down

This is my England I'm letting you know now

This is the picture I painted my low down

This my London that I call my home town

It's where I'm living and this is my low down

This is my England I'm letting you know now