The Imposter

Hey, this is Stacy

Me and the girls are having a sleepover tonight

And we're gonna have pillow fights

And compare bra sizes and it's gonna be super fun

You should totally come, okay bye bestie

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame

I would pour out all my feelings but they never felt the same

So I quit all the simpin' and pretended I was gay

Now I think they're fuckin' with me

'Cause I'm a L-G-B-T-Q imposter

Got cut last year, now I've made the roster

Even though you may think I'm a monster

I'm just tryna see some titties

Like damn, I never thought this would work

I'm boutta see these bitches twerk

Don't know what to do

Just hopin' that I play it cool

When they start to take off their shirts

I gotta come up with a plan so that I don't get exposed

'Cause I'm just tryna see some titties and then flex on my bros

I pull up to her place, feeling great nothing can stop me

Then to my surprise, I walk inside and I see her papi

I told him "Hey it's nice to meet you sir, I really am gay"

And then I kissed him on the cheek to prove that I wasn't straight

So when I walked up in the room, I was feeling pretty arrogant

Girls all around me I'm just trying not to stare at 'em

They started a feud 'bout who had the biggest boobs

When they asked for my opinion I said I'll need a comparison

Like holy fucking shit, can't believe what I just did

I can't wait to tell the boys that I've been looking at some tits

I was admiring every breast to make sure they weren't forgotten

When I looked down at my dick and it was softer than cotton

It was right then and there when I finally saw the truth

I'm not interested in girls and I think that I like dudes

So when Stacy asked me who had the biggest boobs

I said that they were all flat

I was an L-G-B-T-Q imposter

Got cut last year, then I made the roster

I know Stacy thinks that I'm a monster

I guess that I deserve that

Who am I

I don't know

What to do

Where to go

Who am I (Who am I, who am I, who am I)

I don't know (I don't know, I don't know, I don't know)

What to do (What to do, what to do, what to do)

Where to go (Where to go, where to go, where to go)