My Girl Is Calling Me (A Liar)

Let's keep the screaming, and the fighting,

And the crying to a minimum.

And if the kitchen don't work,

We can fight in the living room.

You try to hurt me when you say

You'll find another date

And memories of me will fade away.

You try to hurt me and deny

That I was an okay guy

And I'm just left here wondering why.

[Chorus]

My girls callin' me...

My girls callin' me a liar.

My girl is callin' me a jerk.

(You jerk)

You got to realize

This will not be a lie.

I was not trying to hide the fact,

It's the truth thats in disguise.

See what you fail to see

Is it wasn't a fantasy.

But little by little,

All the things and the pressure

Just got the best of me.

And...

[Chorus]

(I should call P right now)

Dave 1: She doesn't listen to a single word I say.

P-thugg: Just give the girl some time and she will come around your way.

Dave 1: Man, I ain't got time to waste and I'm tired of fights.

P-thugg: You got to be patient with the woman of your life.

Dave 1: Look, I tried to tell her but, uh, she's cussing me out.

P-thugg: Just take her to the movies and you gotta work it out.

Dave 1: that's it?

P-thugg: Yup

Dave 1: Really? alright then, good night P.

P-thugg: Good night.