I'm the Bad Guy

I'm not the damsel in distress

I'm not your girlfriend

Or the frightened princess

I'm not a little bird

Who needs your help to fly

Nope, I'm the bad guy

All these former vilains that you see

Each of them, with shaking knees

Has knelt before me

So I'm not your teamate

Or your partner in crime

What am I, boys?

(He's the bad guy)

Oh, it's magic

To watch a planet

Shrivel up and die

Oh, it's thrilling

To be a villain

I destroy their hopes

And then I watch them cry

'Cause I'm the bad guy

Actually

I'm not the bad guy

I'm just a bit surprising

It's not worth losing sleep

It's not worth analyzing

There was a time

Not so long ago at all

I wished just like you

Can you hear my call?

Oh, ain't it fantastic?

I see something

I blast it!

And let me tell you why

I always had a weakness

For barenness and bleakness

I crush all your hopes

And then I watch you cry

See, I find this business rather fun

I don't want your assistance

Or your adulation

I'll vaporize your galaxy

And bid you bye-bye

Why?

Come on, guess

('Cause, you're the bad guy?)

Well, girl, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha