I Only Do Pushups When I'm Drunk (Drinking Lonely)

Self-medicated, self-diagnosed, self-frustrated

Every fight I instigated (With myself!)

Every night I'm undefeated (World champ!)

So take a sip (Take a sip)

Take a drag (Take a drag)

Take a rip

Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!)

I feel kinda bad

I'm messed up

Escape myself when I'm drunk

Throw up all my bad luck

Forget my regrets

I'm no fun when I'm sober

My life is a hangover

So I'll pour me another

Drown my feelings again and again and again

Woke up on the couch with a dirty mouth

I hate it so much when I do that

I hate me so much when I do that

Pull a 30 rack from under my bed and

So take a sip (Take a sip!)

Take a drag (Take a drag!)

Take a rip

Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!)

I feel kinda bad

I'm messed up

Escape myself when I'm drunk

Throw up all my bad luck

Forget my regrets

I'm no fun when I'm sober

My life is a hangover

So I'll pour me another

Drown my feelings again and again and again

Empties on my bed

Beer stains on my desk

I'm a mess

But no problems with drinking lonely

Sleep until I'm dead

Problems in my head I guess

But no problems with drinking lonely

Empties on my bed

Beer stains on my desk

I'm a mess

But no problems with drinking lonely

Sleep until I'm dead

Problems in my head I guess

But no problems with drinking lonely

Empties on my bed

Beer stains on my desk

I'm a mess

But no problems with drinking lonely

Sleep until I'm dead

Problems in my head I guess

But no problems with drinking lonely

I'm messed up

Escape myself when I'm drunk

Throw up all my bad luck

Forget my regrets

I'm no fun when I'm sober

My life is a hangover

So I'll pour me another

Drown my feelings again and again and again