Marvel Girl

Whole world slain by goblin blade

But justice waited in the very next frame

It's Marvel Girl, stop action heroine

Better than heroin

City sponsored rubble as the battle increases

Throwing heavy objects with her telekinesis

It's Marvel Girl, and Marvel Girl's origin

Will be explained in the bridge

Bridge

Bitten by an irradiated monkey

From a traveling gypsy show

Her average brain mutated ovеr time

And her powers bеgan to grow

It's Marvel Girl, the coolest of heroines

Better than Wonder Twins

First you're taken by her daunting stance

Then you have to stare at her skin-tight pants

Oh, Marvel Girl, where does your story end

You die and come back again

City sponsored rubble as her power unleashes

Still she fights for no one but the poor and defenseless

Oh, Marvel Girl, crushes the minds of men

Better than heroin