Constant Headache

I could hear you coming so I hid by the couch

You were talking so loudly, I don't know what about

But you were drunker than high school, self-conscious and sweet

I never ever felt so cool disguised in your sheets

But I'm a constant headache, a tooth out of line

They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no not this time

I'm just a constant headache, a dead pet device

You hang me up, unfinished, with the better part of me no longer mine

And then you finally found me, pretending to sleep

You said such nice things about me, I felt guilty and cheap

You took two steps to the kitchen, just stared at the sink

I couldn't hold back a smile, I still wish I could have seen

You having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me

It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be

But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked

It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough

It's just a constant headache, a tooth out of line

They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no not this time

It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device

You hang me up, unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine