Party All Day

When I was only three

My mama said to me

Don't go screwing a skanky ho

Or you're gonna get VD

When I was seventeen

I boned a kooky bitch

A couple days later my balls swelled up

And my crotch began to itch

But that's when I totally knew

What God wanted me to do

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

Fuck all night and party all day

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

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Now I'm in a bitchin' band

And I'm banging every night

I don't care if she's a trailer ho

And she's got three friggin' eyes

I get up in the afternoon

'Cause I ain't got a stupid job

I drink some beer and I watch cartoons

While a slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw

That's what I was born to do

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

Fuck all night and party all day

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go!

Now God's looking down on me

Saying "Hey man, way to be"

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

Fuck all night and party all day

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

Fuck all night and party all day

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

Fuck all night and party all day

Whoooooaaa, hey, hey, hey

Fuck all night and party

Fuck fuck fuck yeah, fuck yeah!

Fuck yeah, dude