The Masochist

Nah, nah, knock it off

All I hear is, "blah, blah, blah"

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

It was just my master plan

I heard the word on the street

You're telling the world that you really hurt me

For a small man, that's a pretty big reach

To say you broke my heart even one little piece

You think you're so fucking cool, you think you're so fucking great

You think you got in my head, you're just another mistake

You think I'm crying in bed, you think I'm missing your face

You think I'm wanting you back, I thank God I got away

Hate to break it to you, babe, but if I say I like you, it's offensive

I like losers, I like supervillains

I like assholes, my pain is self-inflicted

I like douchebags, I like narcissistic fucking idiots

Call me the masochist (hey)

Nah, nah, knock it off

All I hear is "blah, blah, blah"

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

It was just my master plan

Nah, nah, knock it off

All I hear is "blah, blah, blah"

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

It was just my master plan

Guess what? I want it to hurt

You can call it self-harm or a lack of self-worth

But it's just something that I prefer

I'll have heartbreak for dinner and I'll cry for dessert

You think you're so fucking cool, you think you're so fucking great

You think you got in my head, you're just another mistake

You think I'm crying in bed, you think I'm missing your face

You think I'm wanting you back, I thank God I got away

Hate to break it to you, babe, but if I say I like you, it's offensive

I like losers, I like supervillains

I like assholes, my pain is self-inflicted

I like douchebags, I like narcissistic fucking idiots

Call me the masochist (Hey)

Nah, nah, knock it off

All I hear is "blah, blah, blah"

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

It was just my master plan

Nah, nah, knock it off

All I hear is "blah, blah, blah"

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

It was just my master plan

Silly little boy, you think you're breaking me down

But I'm just playing with toys, you'll never figure me out

Yeah, I do it on purpose, I don't need anyone else

So if I'm ever hurting, just know I did it myself

I like losers, I like supervillains

I like assholes, my pain is self-inflicted

I like douchebags, I like narcissistic fucking idiots

Call me the masochist

Nah, nah, knock it off

All I hear is "blah, blah, blah"

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

It was just my master plan

Nah, nah, knock it off

All I hear is "blah, blah, blah"

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

It was just my master plan