Harry's Hands

Harry's hands are hands of mystery

Connected to organs, love and cheese

Harry's hands are hands of mystery

They're accused of all burglaries

Harry's hands ain't what they used to be

Harry's hands can't take it anymore

Harry's hands are hands of honesty

It's a tragedy

And nobody understands

That Harry's hands are planned

For sea of use, food and smoke

They've made Harry's life hell

Locked Harry in a cell

And put the blame, they put the blame on

Harry's hands

Harry's hands

Harry's hands ain't what they were before

The court has called Harry a criminal

Honest Harry, he never broke the law

It's a tragedy

They've made Harry's life hell

Locked Harry in a cell

And put the blame, they put the blame on Harry

Harold Hands, you are a habitual criminal

I therefore sentence you to 125 years imprisonment

And nobody understands

That Harry's hands are planned

For sea of use, food and smoke

They've made Harry's life hell

Locked Harry in a cell

And put the blame, they put the blame on

Harry's hands

Harry's hands

Harry's hands