The Outdoor Type

Always had a roof above me, always paid the rent

And I never set foot inside a tent

I couldn't build a fire to save my life

I lied about being the outdoor type

I never slept out underneath the stars

The closest that I came to that, was one time my car

Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night

I lied about being the outdoor type

Too scared to let you know, you knew what you were looking for

I lied until I fit the bill, God bless the great indoors

I lied about being the outdoor type

I never owned a sleeping bag, let alone a mountain bike

I can't go away with you on a rock-climbing weekend

What if something's on tv and it's never shown again?

Just as well, I'm not invited, I'm afraid of heights

I lied about being the outdoor type

Never learned to swim, can't grow a beard or even fight

I lied about being the outdoor type