Fat Cats, Bigga Fish

Well now, haha, what have we here?

C-c-c-come with it

Get down, get down, get down

Get down, get down, get down

C-c-c-come with it

Get down, get down, get down

Get down, get down, get down

C-c-c-come with it

It's almost ten o clock see I got a ball of lifted property

So I slid my beenie on sloppily

And promenade out to take up a collection

I got game like I read the directions

I'm wishing that i had an automobile

As I feel the cold wind rush past

But let me state that I am a hustler for real

So you know I got the stolen bus pass

Just as the bus pulls up and I step to the rear

This ole lady look like she drank a forty of fear

I see my ole school partner said his brother got popped

Pay my respects, can you ring the bell we came to my stop

The street light reflects off the piss on the ground

Which reflects off the hamburger sign, it turns round

Which reflects off the chrome of the BMW

Which reflects off the fact that I'm broke, now what the fuck is new

I need loot I sweat the motherfucka in the tweed suit

I'm in his ass quicker than a kick from a grease boot

Eased up slow and discreet

Could tell he was suspicious by the way he slid his feet

Didn't wanna fuck up the come up so I

Smile with my eyes say, hey, how it's hanging, guy

Bumped into his shoulders but he passed with no reaction

Damn this motherfucka had hell of Andrew Jacksons

I'm a thief or pickpocket give a fuck what you call it

Used to call em fat cats.

I just call them wallets getting federal, ain't just a klepto

Master card or visa i'd gladly accept those

Sneaky motherfucka with a scam know how to pull it

Got a mirror in my pocket, but that won't stop no bullets

Story just begun, but you already know

Ain't no need to get down, shit, i'm already low

C-c-c-come with it

Get down, get down, get down

Get down, get down, get down

C-c-c-come with it

Get down, get down, get down

Get down, get down, get down

C-c-c-come with it

My footsteps echo in the darkness

My teeth clenched tight like a fist in the cold sharp mist

I look down and I hear my stomach growling

Step to burger king to attack it like a shaolin

I never pay for shit that I can get by doin' dirt

Linger to the girl cashier and start to flirt

All up in her face and her breath was like murder

Damn the shit I do for a free hamburger

"Well, you got my number you gon' call me tonite?"

It depends, is them burgers attached to a price

"Sorry sorry" I'm just kidding, I'ma call you, even write you love letters

"It's all good" Thanks for the burgers, emm, hook me up with a Dr. Pepper

"That's cool you want some ice?"

Yeah, and some fries will be hella nice

"Damn, my manager is coming play it off okay

Have a nice day!" I'm up outta here, anyway

I use peoples before they use me

Cause you can get got by an uzi

Over an oz, that's what an og told me

Gots to find some place warm and cozy

To eat the vittles that I just got

Came to an underground parking lot

This place is good as any, fuck it is all good

Walked in, found a car, hopped itself up on a hood

Ate my burger, threw back my cola

Somebody said "Hey", it was a rented pig, I thought it was a roller

"Want me to call the cops?" I don't want them to see me

Looked down and saw that I was sitting on a lamboughini

It was rollses, Ferraris and Jags by the dozen

A building door opened, damn it was my cousin

Getting offa work, dressed up no lie

Tux, cummerbund and a blackbow tie

I was like Hey - "Who is it" - me -

"Oh whats up man I just quit this company

They hella racist and the pay was too low"

I said arite, what was up in there though

"A party with rich motherfuckas I don't know the situation

I know they got cabbage owning corporations

IBM, Chryslers and shit is what they said"

Just then a light bulb went off in my head

They be thinking all black folks is resembling

Gimme your tux and I'll do some pocket swindling

Fit the change in the bathroom and I freeze off my nuts

Lets take a short break while i get into this tux

Alright, I'm ready

Get down, get down, get down

Get down, get down, get down

C-c-c-come with it

Get down, get down, get down

Get down, get down, get down

C-c-c-come with it

Fresh dressed like a million bucks

I be the flyiest muthafucka in an afro and a tux

My arm is at a right angle up, silver tray in my hand

May I interest you in some caviar, ma'am?

My eyes shoots round the room there and here

Noticing the diamonds in the chandelier

Background Barry Manilow Copacabana

And a strong ass scent of stogies from Havana

What no place where a brother might been

Snobby ole ladies drinking champagne with rich white men

Alright then, let's begin this

Nights like this is good for business

Five minutes in the mix

Noticed several different cliques, talking, giggling and shit

Well, one motherfucka gave me twits and everybody else jacking it, throttling

Found out later he own coca cola bottling

Talking to a black man

Who's he confused we looking hella bourgie

Ass all tight and seditty recognized him as the mayor of my city

Who treats young black man like Frank Nitty

Mr. Coke said to Mr. Mayor

"You know we got a process like Ice T's hair

We put up the funds for your election campaign

And, oh, um, waiter, can you bring the champagne

A real estate fronts as opportunities arousing

To make some condos out of low income housing

Immediately we need some media heat

To say that gangs run the street and then we bring in the police fleet

Harass and beat everybody till they look inebriated

When we bought the land motherfuckas will appreciate it

Don't worry about the Urban League or Jesse Jackson

My man that owns Marlboro donated a fat sum"

That's when I stepped back some to contemplate what few know

Sat down, wrestled with my thoughts like a sumo

Ain't no one player that could beat this lunacy

Ain't no hustler on the street could do a whole community

This is how deep shit can get

It reads macaroni on my birth certificate

Poontang is my middle name but I can't hang

I'm getting hustled only knowing half the game

Shit, how the fuck I get up out this place