Bury Me Upside Down

Hope it ain't no time real soon

But we know one thing's for true

One of these days, the good Lord's callin' me

Hey, y'all ain't got to go to church

Use my truck, don't rent no hearse

You ain't gotta dig six feet, I just need three

You bury me upside down

Right in the heart of this old town

Here lies a man with one thing left to say

You put my middle fingers up

To all the folks that said I's trash

Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

To my exes and my boss

Teams that I bet on that lost

Every bartender that ever cut me off

Old bitch

Let me get this off my chest

Let me make one last request

Before y'all lay this homeboy down to rest

You bury me upside down

Right in the heart of this old town

Here lies a man with one thing left to say

You put my middle fingers up

To all the folks that said I's trash

Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

If there ever comes a day

When they stop hatin' on my name

Well, hell, I might roll over in my grave

But until that day

You bury me upside down

Right in the heart of this old town

Here lies a man with one thing left to say

You put my middle fingers up

To all the folks that said I's trash

Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

Oh, y'all can kiss my ass

Pucker up, motherfucker