Perfect 10

She's a perfect ten

But she wears a 12

Baby, keep a little two for me

She could be sweet 16

Bustin' out at the seams

It's still love in the first degree

When he's at my gate, with a big fat eight

You wanna see the smile on my face

And even at my door, with a poor poor four

There ain't no man can replace

'Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

If he's extra large (that's me) well I'm in charge (uh-huh)

I can work this thing on top

And if he's XXL, well what the hell (uh-huh)

Every penny don't fit the slot

And the anorexic chicks that model six

They don't hold no weight with me

Well eight or nine, well that's just fine

But I like to hold something I can see

'Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

I've bought a watch to time your beauty

And I've had to fit a second hand

I've bought a calendar and every month

Is taken up by lover man

'Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight

'Cause we love our love in different sizes

I love her body, especially the lies

Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes

Promise me this, take me tonight