Murphy in the Sky with Daemons

What side will it be?

Oh what oh what side will it be?

The buttered side if bread agrees

Oh what oh what side will it be?

Brain upside down the law on knees

And marmelade on my levis...

Oh what a pretty awaited

Happy day of shit!

Hello every happy bird

I'm starting my day

And I realise I realise

C'est d'ja la merde

Et comme il faut!

I'm sick of the winks

Of the Evil Eye,

Hope we will squint

Et comme il faut!

Here is the law

Of lonely days!

And you try to understand

But there's something

More to see...

Glad to live

This fucking stuff

Shit:

My socks are already wet

Damned! Tell me... What?

Everything's ok!

(Just wait for more!)

Shit! My keys in da gully hole

And a hole where it tangles...

Pire! Tell me what? Everything's ok!

(That could be worst...)

And then it rains and you feel

And then it fails and you feel like fate has disobeyed

And then you think that you're born

Under a star full of scorn and it was not your day

And now you fail and you feel

And now it rains and you feel like you're in the wrong way

Beware of the law! Beware of the law! C'est la loi des series!

Damned! My wife wetter than my socks... In my bed with my friend!

Pire! Tell me... what? Everything's ok!

(Could have been your dad!)

Though you don't believe you're a chosen one

You feel like you were followed by a neverending April Fools day

A slice of bread choosing to fall... the buttered side against the floor

And the story is known... (Let the saw sings right now!)

What side will it be on this pretty day of shit?

Wrong side for wrong mind with the acrid taste of curse above your head

As an uncertain list of ends...

Cheer up! There will be only one.