Winnebago (Lay Low)

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I'm so pumped up, gonna have some fun

On a Saturday night, seeing everyone

But a calm night out turned right fast into a storm

After three or four bars, it was getting late

It was time to slow down, time to hit the brakes

But you know I ain't stoppin' 'til I have a few dozen more

It went from going out with my friends

To a night that'll never end

Now I'm drunk as fuck and I don't even care

Yeah, I'm streaking Broadway in my underwear

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should'vе laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayеd home

You know it's real bad when your mouth is numb

You don't feel that last shot runnin' past your tongue

But it sure feels good to see my troubles all washed away

Drank a cigarette butt while playing pool

Left my credit card there and I lost a shoe

Guess a wet sock's better than talking 'bout work all day

It went from going out with my friends

To a night that'll never end

Now I'm drunk as fuck and I wanna fight

Gonna make this town my bitch tonight

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

(I shoulda, woulda, l shoulda, woulda, coulda)

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

(I shoulda, woulda, I shoulda, woulda, coulda)

Clinkin' my glass with some random asshole

Spilled his drink, but I did it with class, though

By the look on his face, I'd say this party's over

He took one more sip, then came at me

Yeah, I saw more stars than the sky in Tennessee

My head hitting dirt confirms this party's over

It went from going out with my friends

To a "Honey, guess where I am?"

Well, I'm drunk as fuck, having too much fun

Getting chased by cops, but I can't even run

Oh, no, I really wanna go home

I wanna lay low in the Winnebago

Woah-no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

(I shoulda, woulda, I shoulda, woulda, coulda)

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

(I shoulda, woulda, I shoulda, woulda, coulda)

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

(I shoulda, woulda, I shoulda, woulda, coulda)

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home

I should've laid low in the Winnebago

Oh, no, I should've just stayed home