Calling in the Coroner

Calm collector of the waste

I've come for the dead

Cold my feelings cannot be traced

There's no need, no patients for there

Muttering words, they are so few and forgotten

So please do spare me

This ain't a church and I ain't no priest

So save it for the funeral to be

Slice incision split your chest open autopsy

Precise my thoughts they cannot be broken

When brain-probing

I'm calling out for the next cadaver

Son't delay, no corpse decay

And be swift, be quick with the scalpel

This man is dead, he's got only hell to pay

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An open-casket funeral for all to see

The body staring at you, carcass of seams

Our hat's off to ya, coroner, a job well done

The grieving proud of their funeral-faced son.

Accidents just waiting to happen tragically

Unstable mind's continuously snapping on society

Now I'm just here, a product of the country

I'm dealing with the mess that surrounds me

And you can see me on your public TV

Sports jacket, cool tie, and wheeling out the body

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Distorted features as I picked him off the road

His body mangled, it took ten hours for me to sew together

Perfectly stitched sutured and closed

And staring through glass eyes

Just one more step for mother dear

Her first glance she looks and crys

CORONER CORONER - Pulse stops

CORONER CORONER - You must call him

CORONER CORONER - Deal in rot

CORONER CORONER - Coroner Collect!