Bad Babysitter

Okay honey,

Now the name of the restaurant and

My cell phone number are on the refridgerator

Uh huh,

Don't be afraid to call if you need anything

Now have Josh in bed by 9

Uh huh

Ummm 9 30 the latest

Sure

Now there's soda and chips in the kitchen

Dvd player, and i think theres some board games

In the closet

Oh, but one thing, just be good

Okay...

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower Woo!

I'm making 6 bucks an hour

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

Babysitting sucks

But whatever

They got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too

And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub

I mean he's old but not dimed out

If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out

Aight Josh what you wanna do?

You wanna watch cartoons?

HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!

I assume your folks are gonna be out late

Go make me Kool Aid

I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate

Then call my boyfriend

Gabe and see if he ate

Spit out my Bubbalicious

And get to one of them big fridges

That could fit 10 midgets

Damn they're rich

Hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!

Let's try on ya mom's minks

Think she'll miss these Chanel links?

In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks

Go play under the sink

(I want my mommy and daddy!)

I want your daddy as well

But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me

You're goin straight to hell

Well if you don't like it

I can leave and then you'll be alone

Believe me

That's what the creepy monsters want

Plus I'll be taking your TV

Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed

I got a camera

I'll take a picture

And show that little girl you like sarah

Oh and one more thing

There's been several mass murderers spotted in the area

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm makin 6 bucks an hour

Let's make Fluffernutters

Don't fuckin utter another peep

I'll take the cookie cutter

Make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep

Keep still

I gotta check the bathroom cabinet

Hey what are these pills?

I'll take the Valium Josh

You take a bag and the Tagament

Stop throwin up

I'm not paid enough

You clean up the rug

Is that Fluff?

I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much

All right kid

You gotta go to bed

I know its only 6

But my boy just came over

And he wants me to give him head

Sit his bare ass on the couch

Where you watch Small Wonder

Next time you see Vicky

The spot'll be sticky

Cuz I sucked his dicky

And used your mom's cucumber

Don't worry

I'll put it back in the Frigidaire

Scared?

You can have it for supper

Nice and crisp in the Tupperware

No bedtime story

Gabe get off you're so horny!

Josh get in bed

And Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin

No porn

And shut the shade Gabe

One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm making 6 bucks an hour

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm making 6 bucks an hour

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm making 6 bucks an hour

I'm a bad babysitter

Got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo!

I'm making 6 bucks an hour...