Too Drunk to Drive

It's a different night in the same old spot

It's like we forget that we hate this block

But there's a party

And everyone including you will be there

You hate the taste of beer so you're taking shots

I'm two drinks behind you and I haven't stopped

And you're so pretty

I think I might've said that out loud

I don't wanna spend another minute another second without you, babe

And every time you walk in the room your scent is calling my name

You're making me crazy, could you be the perfect lady just for tonight?

And I won't take you home because you and I know we're too drunk to drive

We're too, too drunk to drive

It's a brand new year and the same old crowd

Guess it's what you get when you stick around

And you're so sick

Of acting like you really wanna be here

You hate the sight of mullets so you close your eyes

But the spinning's just beginning and it's on the rise

And you're nauseous

Think you better call it a night

I don't wanna spend another minute another second without you, babe

And every time you walk in the room your scent is calling my name

You're making me crazy, could you be the perfect lady just for tonight?

And I won't take you home because you and I know we're too drunk to drive

We're too, too drunk to drive

I don't wanna spend another minute another second without you, babe

And every time you walk in the room your scent is calling my name

You're making me crazy, could you be the perfect lady just for tonight?

And I won't take you home because you and I know we're too drunk to drive

We're too, too drunk to drive