All Bets are off

You don't often say all bets are off

And you can call me sir

Well they're shuttin all the lights off for the night

And they're lockin all the doors

Just don't get all whiny and upset

And act like your world's just been blown apart

Cos i didn't understand it then

And certainly do not intend to start

And streamlined

I thought that you could see

I thought you did

And the way you said so eloquently

Well now you didn't

Well i had in mind that you would do

The same thing to me that you did last time

I met a man who said he knew some french

And couldn't lie to me

I learned that mais en da tu rais en da tre tu l'amour(???)

And some things in between

When i asked him what he meant

His answer suddenly just wasn't half as clear

He said that everyone should help to conjugate your verbs

And that's what we're all here

But when i opened my mouth up to speak

Nothing came out

And the words i once said perfectly

Were now in doubt

So push it off -- you should understand

Cos i hate to be the bearer of the bad news

When the shit all hits the fan