The Mario Cliché

You're undeniably stupendous

You make me feel like my whole body's a high five

So why would I just up and end us?

It's a deep well, but let's take a dive

I took a hard look in the mirror

Hoping I'd find the missing screw that I knocked loose

The answer growing ever clearer

Locking eyes with those sweet baby blues

I'm lost inside this part of me

I realize I just can't stop, won't stop wasting all my time

I know it's such an old cliche

But baby it ain't you, it's me

So long, kiss me goodbye

Is it cool if I talk?

I don't wanna be a babblin' bother, but I'm bubblin' up

You know

I gotta share that I've been living in despair in my own hell all alone upstairs

And that act is whack

I'm a big, fat bag of crap

With a sham smirk, and a fake laugh at that

So I'm going on indefinite sabbatical

An Introspective venture meant to make a more radical me

Maybe I'm a little bit selfish

But I dug this hole myself

It's not on you, so pat your back son

You deserve better than a fractured fraction

This fine reflection's got me flexin'

Done with the wrecked head neglectin'

Baby, you're a catch but I caught what I want

And he's got two thumbs and he looks this hot

I'm lost inside this part of me

I realize I just can't stop, won't stop wasting all my time

I know it's such an old cliche

But baby it ain't you, it's me

So long, kiss me goodbye

Now listen up, shorty

I know you're hopin' for the day I stop pokin' holes in every possibility that might bring me peace

I never meant to be a never ending lemon squeeze in those sizable eyes

But surprise surprise

This doggone body's got a silly oblongaty

And he needs me, baby

I think I'm losing my head

But he's in unison with every thought I got

No need to speak

In sync in every way

We're jinxin' day and night and owing colas left and right

Believe me, this isn't easy

Nobody loves me like you do, but

I gotta love me too

Mama mia, I'ma need a shrink

I'm lost inside this part of me

I realize I just can't stop, won't stop wasting all my time

I know it's such an old cliche

But baby it ain't you, it's me, I mean it

No hyperbole, no really

You're not listening. It's literally me