Making Plans For Nigel

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel just needs that helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy

He must be happy

He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel

He has his future in a British steel

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah

And if young Nigel says he's happy

He must be happy

He must be happy

He must be happy in his work

Nigel is not outspoken

But he likes to speak

And he loves to be spoken to

Nigel is happy in his work

Nigel is happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel

We only want what's best for him

We're only making plans for Nigel

Young Nigel needs my helping hand

We're only making plans for Nigel

Young Nigel needs my helping hand

We're only making plans for Nigel

Nigel is gonna need your [Incomprehensible]