Kinky Boots

I drove my Saracen through your garden last night

Sing up the 'Ra

I kicked your front door down around at midnight

Sing up the 'Ra

Oh something's telling me boy, you're avoiding me

And when I find you, you will go for your tea

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands

We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Bertie, he's in the UDR

Who-ar who-ar

Searching for weapons, he will go near and far

Who-ar who-ar

Up around by Cappagh, you'd never find him there

Oh the only gun he'd get there is an Armalite in his ear

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands

We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Trevor, he's in the RUC

I see, I see

But now they've handed him his redundancy

I see, I see

The folks along the border won't be seeing him anymore

That provo sniper will be missing him for sure

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands

We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Nigel, he's in the SAS

Oh yes, oh yes

He said, 'A change is just as good as a rest'

Oh yes, oh yes

But now they've gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen

He wishes to blazes he was back in jail again

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands

We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

My good friend Sammy, he's in the DUP

I see I see

An outstanding member, as all the world could see

I see I see

I said, "Go up to Donegal if you want to have some fun"

He said, "I'll take a run there, if I have nothing on"

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands

We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

I drove my Saracen through your garden last night

Sing up the 'Ra

I kicked your front door down around at midnight

Sing up the 'Ra

Oh something's telling me boy, you're that avoiding me

And when I find you, you will go for your tea

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots

I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit

And when we go on night patrol we hold each other's hands

We are the British Army and we're here to take your land

We are the British Army and we're here to take your land