Meet The Instagram Yapper

Kya re babu?

Tu Kendrick Lamar chapekaga aur kisko samjega nahi socha (haa)

Shane log hai idher, shane log

Kya bolra hu? 'Meet the gramas'

Mein jaisa Dear Adonis yah Pir Dear

Dear karke baat kiya hai usne

Same mere pyare Emiway karke try kiya

Or merko bol rha hai mei NF copy karta hu, waah!

NF jaisa bhot dinse kuch karna tha maine kiya

Baki tera kya hai re

Kendrick banne ki kosis tu kar rha hai aur mere pe dal rha hai

But koi nhi main banunga na tere liye

Ye gane ka naam meet the grahams nahi

Meet the Instagram yapper, sun!

Aya tera abbu emiway

Itna kyu pakara scene mei laya tu microwave

Mere jaise rapper ko kya khayega serial killer

Iss bhartan ko gardan se pakadke choco dunga Anyday (maze le)

Bhaiya bhi bole Emiway

Mei teri zindagi bana dunga par anyway

Scene mei ye pehli baari hora nahi hai kisi pop artist

Ko hip-hop mei leke aya Emiway (samajh me aaya kya?)

Ye raja nai hai jhund mei aare whores

Hai taki inhe check karu chaiye bas attention (aye howde)

Three-four, bhk khareedke babu yaha pe sochra

Hai khareed liya mansion

Waise mansion banadala Lonavala mei

Chikki dunga teko hora itna kyu utavla hai (Kayko?)

Babu Kalpana mei udne laga bawla hai

Du mei space bar tu na Kalpana Chawla hai

Konse khayalo mei dooba hua babu

Chal baju aye raju tu Raja nai hai jhatu (jhatu)

Pure gane mei tu ek hi jagah spit kia

Yaad kar ya yaad dilau jab tu kia "Khhh thu"

Haq se mei hi number one independent motherfucker

Tune maan liya mei hi tera baap hu (tera baap hu)

Tune bola ki I'm not the only one motherfucker

Aur baki tere baap kidhr ja dhund

Jaa Jaa ke apne baap ko dhund

Itna slow trip banayela hai konsa garda pukha tha re

Bhot halka hai re babu, mere pyaare choco!

Believe se khali distribution karta hu

Aaj tak na liya meine ASD ka deal babu (fact check)

Jisne dia tujhe jhoota ye khabar khudka

Khoda tu kabar sabke samne bangaya tu mamu (aye mamu)

At least joote tere loose honge mujhe mera 8 number jhaatu

You won't fit in my shoe (shh)

Ye beef idhar haar gaya tu jhoota allegation

ASD ka kardunga mei prove (khatam)

Teri album pe paise laga diye bechare album

Hua flop kaise karega recoupe (laude lag gaye)

Jaa pop wale gane bana hip-hop mei

Aake thanda pad gaya tu nai dikhega cool (aye thande)

Believe ke taraf march karle acha deal milega

Tu kamaya nai banara april fool (March, April)

Rapper wali koi baat nai

Kamay tune jhatu nai

Nau-figure ki tu baat kare

Jhatu tujhmei art nai

Tu zero scalese baitha leke 9 figure ka pool

Nau-figure ko mei 9 bar double karne wala tool

Tu woh nai hai jo hai album ke cover mein banta raja

Bambai ka taj hai sar pe

Scene se karu tujhe Tata

Ye mat sikha meri

BKP kya nai hai aata

Likhna toh dur tu english achi

Bol bhi nai pata

Hashira level chaar par tu

Jhund mei bhidne are mujhse ye character lagre buzdil (gand-fattu)

Nai asan iss muzan ko harana solo

Group mei bhi aaja lodu toh bh kafi mushkil (na-mumkin hai)

Iss jali ko mei bahar karu

Mei OG Peter parkour hu

Hit dete ara tere jaise

Macharoko markar hu

Kudu lamba parkour hu likhra bar

Bheja par karu bandra mei khudka way

Weezy bachkane mei carter hu

Ha mei bkc ko jam karne ki baat karta

Mei jaha hota hu woh jagh tu na shut down karta (headliner)

Yaad hai spotify jitne mei hua book tu

Utne paisa lene wale chuttad ko mei na count karta (aye chiller)

Interview mei dekha chuttad teri surat hai

Career tera khalu dekhta nahi sahi moorat mei (haan, kabhi bhi)

Kya bola mujhe ladko ki zaroorat hai

Zaroorat hai pehra dena kya karu itna shorat hai (paisa-paisa)

Lugai jaisa chehra tu yaha fine nai hai

Hip hop mei pateli tu emiway divine nai hai (jhatu)

Counter kidhar pechle gane ka jhatu

Khoka mei machara hu tu leke ara ek bhi line nai hai

Dya counter meine woh bhi chaubis ghante mei

Fuk dala tere jaise kitne aaye ante be

Gane mei gali dera hai tu jhoot, jhoot, jhoot

Bantai ko lageli hai bhook chal tu chantt hai be

Album chalane tune kia mujhe diss

Mere naam pe hi har jagah pe lene laga hype ye

Mere naam se jab bolra hu I mean it be ghar bhi

Liya hai choco tune EMI pe

Choco kadak hu mei tu hai naram dhokla

Sab gaane milli par teri chuttad jaisi surat hai (shakal dekh)

Badsurat post jo tere insta se gayab hai

Na khreeda hua streams inhe na dikhta khoobsurat hai (fact)

Itna quantity mei dia meine quality

Apology tu mangega fadunga teri chutad mei

Katela pankh leke pinjre mei tu kabze mei

Choco tu bas ek label ka paala hua kabootar hai

İndependent card nai khelta mei khud gaddi hu

Kacha pehnke ghumra hai market mei babu chaddi tu (aye nandu)

Latkara tera nada hai kache height se zyada

Ek aur nandu mera bandhu hath mei leke gara hai

İndependently mei kardia hu level par

Agar tujhe compare karna hai toh aa label se bahar

Album flop tere career ko laga du hath

Mix master video bantai studio ka sabse hard (haan, sabse hard)

Emiway bantai yaha hai all rounder

Khudke company mei bachkane tu co-founder

Aukat hai kya teri girayega tu company

Meri toh nai zaroor tu girayga khudki company

Always you need somebody

Bhade ka kapda pehnega

Bolega ye hai luxury

Le gajar kha mera bugs bunny

Thode din pehle nai Aj bhi russ bhai khas hai

Tere jaise ghade ko khada nahi karte pass be

Kon bola mei lapata

Har mahina tera baap khada

Tujh jaise wrapper dat tah

Kyu mere samne kampta

Banaya nayi idk diss se hua hai haal kya

Jab pura dunga choco toh

Bhagega yahase hafta

Mei karta nahi savings

Invest karta jitna chapta

Savings ke bare wahi soche

Jo kam paisa hai chapta

Mei diss rapper hu

Tabse jabse na yaha tera baap tha

Na acha rapper sath ka

Tu wrapper mere jhat ka

Tere gane zinda kal the

Mujhse bhidke lash hai aj ka

Tu katra hai be bachkane

Ja ginti rakhle maths ka

Tu rap kar nai sakta hai (kabhi nahi)

Lose motions hore teko interview mei khota bakta hai (bak, bak, bak)

Sab neeche se karte hai lekin dekho babu

Ye hamara saala yaha toh muh se hi hagta hai

Lines dhapega laga kisi dikhega nai

Mujhse hare unke lines se jeetega hai

Khudki mudke chatle beta kisi aur ka nai

Tu sabki mudke chate babu busy hour toh nai

Galib ka dekha beef isiliye hai tu chusti

Baki ke artist ghus jayenge banjayega chusleee

Bhai mera juice nai VBreak hai

Uspe firse tu gaya toh beta zubaan pe na koi break hai

Tu karega ye whole day

Kyuki tu beta sold hai paise

Karna hai recoupe abhi toh sach bolde

Anyway aagaya emiway

Ruko bhooka hai mei choco laya

Khane keliye

Neche ke mere baal khul gaye

Aur tu bhi choco aagaya hai chotiyan banane keliye

"Hundred percent, hundred, hundred percent

Beta, muh me vimal laga ke baat kara tha kya me?

Pehle to English sahi se bolna seekh, phir bol le

Boht bezzati hori baap teri, both

Mereko sharam aara tere liye baap, mat kar aisa tu

Is gaane pe fatte tune cap kiya hai, agle gaane me tu aur cap karega

Aur Bella ne ek baat boli thi, yaad hai ke nahi?

"Yeh rap show hai, yaha rap kar", hahaha, rap kar na bachkane

Vo Bella, MTV Hustle ka winner hai

Aur tu, tu ab yeh bolega ki mai zindagi me jeet gaya

Haan tu jeet gaya the lekin

Bantai ke saamne tu haar gaya

Aaj idhar haar gaya tu, aur aage

Ek hi baat bolunga, tu King nahi

Tu clown hai