King Of The Road

Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let, fifty cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

Ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road

Third boxcar, midnight train

Destination, Bangor, Maine

Old, worn-out suit and shoes

Don't pay no union dues

I smoke old stogies I have found

Short, but not too big around

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road

I know every engineer on every train

All of their children, all of their names

Every handout in every town

And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around

I sing, trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, fifty cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

Ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road

Two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road

Two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means, by no means

King of the road