Snail Man

911 what is your emergency?

Hola. No puedo dejar de hablar Español

Hey guys have you heard about snail man

He was just right over there man

I see him everywhere and

I'm not a schizophrenic

'Cause once you're fucking snail pilled

It can never be cancelled

You'll see him every where and

When you scream he will stand still

Snail man just shot the Home Depot

Snail man just bombed a casino

Snail man doesn't have a big ego

Because there's not many people

Half man, half snail

6 feet to scale

Snail mans not frail

He's been to jail

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Is fucking real

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Made a law appeal

Snail man doesn't listen to words

Lives off the grid

And eat shrubs and herbs

Its snail man call 911

Theres a green guy with a gun

Snail man doesn't care about us

Snail man doesn't have a job

Snail man doesn't have a knife

Snail man doesn't have a life

But they say Im crazy

They don't believe me

I know I saw it

I know I called him

He spawned

He crawled

He's the so called

Mr salt bald

Mr slime fraud

He's loved and awed

He's been appalled

He's been abroad

And he's been real all along

(Everyone thinks I'm fucking crazy! la la la la bark bark bark)

Never touch him

Never speak foul

He'll say gotcha, see you in hell

Any offer

Anyone in sight

Once I caught him

It was late at night

So I called his name

And he went away

And since that day

I tried spread his ways

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Is fucking real

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Made a law appeal

Snail man doesn't listen to words

Lives off the grid

And eat shrubs and herbs

Its snail man call 911

Theres a green guy with a gun

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Is fucking real

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Snail man

Made a law appeal

Snail man doesn't listen to words

Lives off the grid

And eat shrubs and herbs

It's snail man call 911

Theres a green guy with a gun