Lost The Breakup

Got the news just last month

That I am exhausting and you're not in love

Didn't say it in those words

But I know how your tone works

You're M.I.A., runnin' so free

Callin' your ex, forgettin' 'bout me

But I know you could never

Yeah, I know you remember

So, I'm feelin', and I'm dealin' with the heart you broke

While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes, oh

I'm hurtin', but I'm certain it's still true

I'm the best thing that almost happened to you

I know I'm obsessed and

Right now, I might be a mess but

One day, you're gonna wake up

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

I smile and you'll have to face it

I'm the greatest love that you wasted

But, by then, I'll be far away (uh)

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

But for now, I'm out in the dust

Fallin' apart, oh, is she just like me?

Yeah, I reckon, you got two types

Country and Western

So, I'm feelin', and I'm dealin' with the heart you broke

While you do press-ups and repress us and take off her clothes, oh

Here's something, if nothing else is true

I'm the best thing that almost happened to you

I know I'm obsessed and

Right now, I might be a mess but

One day, you're gonna wake up

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

I smile and you'll have to face it

I'm the greatest love that you wasted

But, by then, I'll be far away (uh)

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

Oh-oh shit, you lost the breakup

You're gonna walk into some underground bar

You'll see a pretty little thing, catchin' eyes in the dark

And it's me, I see you too, I wave

And I'm dancin' over to you in the corner and you say

"Wow, hey, it's been forever

Do you wanna get a drink, like, together?"

I say, "I'm kinda busy but, like, stay in touch?"

I think, "Oh shit, I won the breakup"

I'll smile and you'll have to face it

I'm the greatest love that you wasted

But, by then, I'll be far away (uh)

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup

And, oh shit, you lost the breakup