Holy, Holy

I could tell you were lonely

From the moment you walked in

From the way you had your makeup on

From the way you'd done your hair

From the way you sat down next to me

From the way you ordered your drink

From the moment you put your hand on my knee

I knew I'd have you with ease

Do you come here often?

Do you know how this thing works?

Do you go to bed with a different man every night?

Don't tell me, I'm the first?

You must have heard about me

Everyone knows my name

Everyone knows I'm holy

Holy, holy, holy, holy

All the revolutionaries (Holy, holy)

All the Jihadis too (Holy, holy)

'Round the world I'm holy (Holy, holy)

Holy, holy, holy, holy

Holy, holy, holy, holy

Holy, holy, holy, holy

Holy, holy

Do you know my name? Of course you know my name

Everyone does, it's true

It's true, it's true, it's true

That I'm known around here

The barmaids know my name

I've had them all before

You are new, I'll have you too

It's time to give in

From the shores of Havana

To Moscow and Tokyo

In French Guyanese, in Cantonese

Everyone knows my name

Holy

All the revolutionaries (Holy, holy)

All the Jihadis too (Holy, holy)

Everyone knows I'm holy (Holy, holy)

How 'bout we dance some salsa? (Holy, holy)

I'll spin you round and round (Holy, holy)

On the dance floor, I'm holy (Holy, holy)

How 'bout we take this further? (Holy, holy)

I'll meet you in the bathroom (Holy, holy)

I'll bet your pussy is holy too

I'll arrive at around 7pm

And I want you to get there no later than 10

I want you to be dressed like a sophisticated tart

With too much makeup on, will that be alright?

And I want you to sit down next to me, as if by chance

I want it to seem like we've never met before

How much will that cost?

I want you to look unsure of yourself

And I want you to look at me as if I'm attractive

I want your eyes to say, "Take me"

And I want your lips to be unimpressed

And I want you to ask the waiter if I really am who I say I am

And I want you to blush

I want you to shoot a smug look at the other girls

To make them jealous I chose you

When I tell you your pussy is holy

I want you to slap me and then kiss me

Make sure everyone's watching, kiss me and then walk away

Walk to the bathroom, I'll follow after

Don't worry, we won't do anything

We'll just loiter there fifteen minutes or so

Then I'll choose your new lipstick and we'll walk back out

And I want you to tell me I'm a perfect dancer

And I want you to tell me I smell great

I want you to make me look taller

Could you kneel down the whole time?

How much will that cost?

I want you to put your hand on my knee

Will that be alright?

I want you to look at me as if you're lost

How much will that cost?

Thank you so much

We'll meet the same time next week

And the next week after that too

And the next week after that

And the next month, and the next