You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr grinch (oh Mr grinch)

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole (Mr grinch)

You're a vile one, Mr grinch (Mr grinch)

You have termites in your smile

(in your smile)

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile mr grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk (Blegh)

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr grinch (Mr grinch)

The three best words that best

Describe you are as follows, and I quote

Stink (stink) stank (stank)

Stunk

Mr grinch you're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse mr grinch

You're a toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauce

Mr grinch you're a rotter Mr grinch

You're the king of sinful sots

(of sinful sots)

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched

With moldy purple spots

(Your heart's a dead tomato splotched

With moldy purple spots) mr grinch (Grinch)

Mr grinch (Grinch) mr grinch (Grinch)

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots mr grinch

Grinch!