No Exit (The Amazing Digital Circus Song)

Well hello there

It seems we have a new cast member

What's that

Where are you

What is this place

Who are you

I can legally answer some of those questions

It's your lucky day, friend

You get to be a part of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping

What are you trying to

The headset

Oh so here's the thing

So the good news first

How'd you like to be a star

Now forever in a show

Being watched from afar

A hundred eyes in the sky

Now your life on a stage is

A mind-bending circus

A show for all ages

Ha ha

Buckle up, let me give you a tour

Take a ride with the pearly white entrepreneur

You may need to calm down and adjust expectations

Experiencing digital hallucinations

My my

Welcome to a world full of wonders

Where anything can happen

Just imagine if you hadn't

Had to happen on the virtual reality

That trapped you in the

Wait what did I say

Ha ha no spoilers

Oh you gotta have a name

Come and spin the roulette

Til we find an arrangement of consonant letters

Are vowels negotiable

I'll do my best

Now go meet your costars

Your friends for the rest of your life

An electronical performer

You're one of us now

You're better off if you can just accept it

Within the headset you're reborn now

We'll never know how

The only truth is that there is no exit

Say goodbye to the real world

My little superstar

You're the brand new act at the carnival

Just stay right where you are

There's no hope of extraction

Now you're the main attraction

So get the show underway

Singing day after day after day

The name's Caine

And I'm able to tell

That you're gonna have the time of your life in this realm

I'm the ringmaster

Showman

The great puppeteer

Who better to entrust with your circus career?

So don't waste any time

Let's have an adventure

C&A is not liable in the event that you're

Injured, disfigured or otherwise wounded

Not limited to but including

The loss of a limb or an organ or head

Really head

It says head

That's hilarious

Anyway

Now your sanity is hanging on a trivial experience

Activity designed to keep your fragile mind intact

The monotony is liminally minimal

Additionally try to keep it literal

Don't get too abstract

Got it

Good

Say goodbye to the real world

My little superstar

You're the brand new act at the carnival

Just stay right where you are

There's no hope of extraction

Now you're the main attraction

So get the show underway

Singing day after day after day

You're looking for a way out of here

You're talking to the great engineer

There's nothing there in the void so avoid it my dear

This door has never been opened

Surrender give up hope

Get the show underway

Get that smile on display and obey

Your soul imprisoned here forever

Our leader's design

You're better off if you can forget it

An unachievable endeavor

To leave it behind

When will you understand that

There's no exit

Is it starting to sink in

My little possession

You need to let go of this pointless obsession with exits

You know what comes next

It's what happened to your predecessor

It's dark in the cellar

Well, well

Step into your new arrangement

Your estrangement, from the way that you thought your life was going

So be patient, no complaints

You're the entertainment

Smile on that face

Or you'll end up in the basement

The maddened abandon beyond understanding

The palm of my hand

You'll forever be standing and dancing in

I'm not just gonna

Give up my plan and comply with demand

There's supply to command

And a cast to expand

Now I'm building my brand

You're a celebrity

Diva

A megastar

Do you know how many dream of being right where you are?

So take your adventure

And when it's complete

Have a digital feast

You can never eat

So welcome to the circus

The spectacle bizarre

You can try to run through a thousand doors

Wait I didn't finish this part

Say goodbye to the real world

My little superstar

You're the brand new act at the carnival

Just stay right where you are

There's no hope of extraction

Now you're the main attraction

So get the show underway

Singing day after day after day