Cat Food (single version)

Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket

Knocks on the manager's door

Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack

Lays out her goods on the floor

Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen

Eat it and come back for more!

Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper

Whips up a chemical brew

Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre

Knows how to flavour a stew

Never need to worry with a tin of Hurry Curry

Poisoned especially for you!

No use to complain

If you're caught out in the rain

Your mother's quite insane

Cat food! (Cat food, cat food, again!)

No use to complain

If you're caught out in the rain

Your mother's quite insane

Cat food! (Cat food, cat food, again!)

Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in the hamper

Dying to finish the course

Goodies for the table with a fable on the label

Drowning in miracle sauce

Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food

Not even fit for a horse!