Hell Is Forever

Okay, I've got a lot to get through, and not a lot of time

And I feel like you weren't really hearing me before

So here it goes, ahem-hum

I know Hell's population is out of control

It's a bad situation, it's taking a toll

If we rehab these sinners

And cleanse all their souls at my Hazbin Hotel

Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!

Right!

Extermination!

I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year

And it must be annoying to schlep all the way here

If they join you in Heaven, that trip disappears!

You can wave that chore farewell

It'll be a happy day in He-

Let me stop you right there (oh)

Save us all precious time (okay)

If what you're suggesting is letting them climb

Up the ladder, oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? (well, um)

Sorry, sweetie but there's no defyin' their fates

'Cause Hell is forever, whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better

Now they boil in a pot

'Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in tryin' to fight it

They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again (okay, but-)

Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath (hehe)

Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!

Are they winners?

Are they Sinners?

'Cause it's cut and dry (well, actually, if you take a look-)

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye

Yeah, when all's said and done (said and done)

There's the question of fun

And for those of us with divine ordainment

Extermination is entertainment!

Bow-now-now-now-now, guitar solo, fuck yeah!

Oh, da-ah-ah now-n-now, now-now-now-now

Hell is forever, whether you like it or not

Had their chance to behave better (where did all of you people come from?)

Now they boil in a pot

'Cause the rules are black and white

There's no use in tryin' to fight it

They're burnin' for their lives until we kill 'em again

Fuckin' Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot

So give up your dumb endeavor, 'cause you don't have a shot

Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention

That we've made the determination

To move up the next extermination (what?)

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts

I know it's just been a week, but we'll be back in six months!

Um, wait, didn't you-

Dah-oh-guh-dah

Awh, shit!