Sweet Transvestite

How do you do, I

See you've met my

Faithful handyman

He's just a

Little brought down because

When you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night, I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Let me

Show you around, maybe

Play you a sound

You look like you're both

Pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We can take in an old

Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Right

We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got

Caught with a flat, well

How about that?

Well, babies

Don't you panic

By the light of the night

It will all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic

Mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Why don't you

Stay for the night? (Night)

Or maybe a bite (bite)

I can show you my favourite

Obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my

Tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Hey, hey

I'm just a sweet transvestite

(Sweet Transvestite)

From Transsexual, Transylvania

(Transylvania)

So

Come up to the Lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with anticipation

But maybe the rain

Is really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not

The symptom