hole in the bottle

There are many people who drink in moderation

With no problems, social, moral or medical

They have learned to enjoy liquor without letting it upset

The functioning of their body and mind

It relaxes you, makes you more congenial

(I just had one sip)

This helps make a gathering cheerful and friendly

It ain't my fault, so don't blame me

I swear I just came here to unwind and have one drink

The way it looks, it ain't what you think

This cabernet has a way of vanishing on me

There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine

It's already empty and it ain't even supper time

Honey, no, I don't miss him

In fact, it slipped my mind

There's a hole in the bottle of wine

I keep my cool, play by all the rules

I swear ten minutes ago that bottle was full

But I won't cry about love gone wrong

'Cause tears would water down this ruby red I'm sipping on

There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine

It's already empty and it ain't even supper time

Honey, no, I don't miss him

In fact, it slipped my mind

There's a hole in the bottle of wine (ooh, yeah)

I went and got a new one

'Cause the other one was broken

Now this one's halfway gone

And it's barely even open

There's a hole in the bottle (hole in the bottle) leaking all this wine

It's already empty and it ain't even supper time

Honey, no, I don't miss him

In fact, it slipped my mind

There's a hole in the bottle of wine

You may ask me where it's going

But I can't even find

The hole in the bottle of wine

She has abused her system, and she's paying for it