Rain Man

Yeah

Definitely, definitely, definitely dope

Definitely, definitely K-Mart, yeah

Yeah

You find me offensive

I find you offensive for findin' me offensive

Hence if I should draw out or line any fences

If so, to what extents if any should I go

Cause it's getting expensive

Bein' on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain

When I go to lengths, this

Far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too God damned sensitive

It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous

Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this

And Christo-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me I even believe I

Had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must of put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor

I killed Superman I killed Super-man, and how ironic

That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi my name is

I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is

Rain Man

Now in the bible it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed, have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before during or after

Performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids, in a more derogatory way

But who's to say, what's fair to say

And what not to say

Let's ask Dr. Dre (What up?)

Dr. Dre, I got a question if I may (Yeah)

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt butt when he tees off (Yeah)

But uh, I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant, it was just an accident

But he tripped fell slipped and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't need to go into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a female's butt

Is that gay

I just need to clear things up

'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because

Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi my name is

I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is

Rain Man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive

Shit this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider sense is tellin me Spider-Man is nearby

And my plan is to get him next

And open up a whoop ass canister

God damnit Dre, where's the God damned beat (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic, yup yup, don't worry I'm on it

I got it, high five Nick Lachey

Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

And as she flew around the room like a balloon

I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can

And zoom, I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich

And I don't even gotta make no God damned sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi my name is

I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is

Rain Man

Cause ah ha ha ha ha

Yup, Rain Man

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre

Super dope, beatmaker

Two thousand, two thousand four-hundred and eighty-seven million

Nine hundred and se-seventy-three thousand four hundred and sixty-three

...and seventy (yeah)