Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

Yeah

A used, pink bathrobe

A rare, mint snow globe

A Smurf TV tray

I bought on Ebay

My house is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on Ebay

Tell me why I need another pet rock

Tell me why I got that elf alarm clock

Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee

They had it on Ebay

I'll buy your knick-knack

Just check my feedback

A plus plus, they all say

They love me on Ebay

Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag

Gonna buy some beanie babies, new with tag

From some guy I've never met in Norway

Found him on Ebay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go, whoa

Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya

As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy your Tchotchkes

Sell me your watch, please

I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)

I'm highest bidder

Junk keeps arriving in the mail (now, yeah)

From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes of Hazard ashtray)

Hey, A Dukes of Hazard ashtray (oh, yeah)

I bought it on Ebay

Wanna buy a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox

Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks

Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre)

Found it on Ebay

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster

Pez dispensers and a toaster

Don't know why

The kind of stuff you'd throw away (away I throw)

I'll buy on Ebay

What I bought on Ebay