Emergencey Broadcast System

*Radio noises*

Hey, heyo, hey heyo!

Stop fucking with the dial, son

You got it right now locked on Hip Hop Critics Radio

Live and down right now with the T-I-double-GER

That's right, yo big nigga Tigger with the weather

411 for today, be aware, and be on the lookout

For the Hurricane Starang, it's on it's way baby

And the National Weather Service said it's gon be a mothafucka

*rain*